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Profile Pic Name Character Birthday Deathday Age at Release
Luke Wilson Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"
Maya Rudolph Rita
Dax Shepard Frito Pendejo
Terry Crews President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Anthony 'Citric' Campos Secretary of Defense
David Herman Secretary of State
Sonny Castillo Prosecutor
Kevin McAfee Bailiff
Robert Musgrave Sgt. Keller
Michael McCafferty Officer Collins
Christopher Ryan Hospital Technician
Justin Long Dr. Lexus
Heath Jones Cop #1
Eli Muñoz Horny Guy
Patrick Fischler Yuppie Husband
Darlene Hunt Yuppie Wife
Ryan Ransdell Trashy Guy
Melissa Sweet Slutty Girl
Valerie Posas New Slutty Girl
Wes Davis Trashy Teen Jock
Andrew Wilson Beef Supreme
Mark Tuner Officer
Kevin Klee Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
John Dodson Additional Officer
Melissa Espinales Counter Woman
Joseph Cheatham Doctor in Waiting Room
Jason Schaefer Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
Richard Reeder Prison Guard #2
Lawrence Castillo Prison Guard #3
Turk Pipkin Guy at Costco
Heather Kafka Woman at Carl's Jr.
Christopher M. Campos Congressman #1
Roman Ramos Congressman #2
Randal Reeder Secret Service Thug
Scarface Upgrayedd
Brendan Hill Secretary of Energy
Thomas Haden Church Brawndo CEO
Melissa Dawn Female Newscaster
Derek Southers Male Newscaster
Lidia Porto Female Reporter
Gregory Kelly Stadium Guard
Greg Pitts Cameraman
Jason Konopisos-Alvarez Cop at Government Center
Mitch Baker Doctor
Daniel Smith Control Room Director
Chris Warner Cop at Costco
Lonnie Nelson Trapped Man
Danny Cochran Secretary of Education
Marcos Martinez Rios Secret Service Thug #2
Earl Mann Narrator (voice)
Sara Rue Attorney General (uncredited)
Evan Miller Charles Chaplin (uncredited)
Heath Allyn Prisoner (uncredited)
Erik Anderson Angry Court Member (uncredited)
Jason Bohn Hospital Patient (uncredited)
Glori Renee Euwer Museum Visitor (uncredited)
Evelyn Hurley One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)
Tom Kenny Computer Voice (uncredited)
Max Kruemcke Townsperson (uncredited)
T.J. McFarland Old Man (uncredited)
Jesse Medeles Peterson (uncredited)
James Moreno Front Row Juror (uncredited)
Dan Murphy Congressman (uncredited)
Steve Powers Townsperson (uncredited)
Stephen Root Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)
Lainie Safady President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Ava Knighten Santana President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Kati Sharp Townsperson (uncredited)
Michael Sorrells Party Guest (uncredited)
Gary Teague Townsperson (uncredited)
Curtis Wayne Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)
Caitlin Wehrle President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Heath Young Townsperson (uncredited)
Spencer Kayden Miss Claypool (uncredited)
Samantha Inoue Harte Juror (uncredited)